who the f&*$#@ are these people?

“Nothing Under $10,0000″

Skip Carson — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 14:44:38 +0000

“must be 5 figures, nothing under $10,0000″
… um, that’s 6 figures and that’s not really a number.

lets shave a boy dot com? lets have a boy dot com? shave a girl?
I’m both confused and scared. either way, those are NOT not going to sell.

At least meetmarketpersonals.com and meetmarketdating.com are super clever AND come as a pair, that’s appropriate.

And ah yes, the mnemonic for LargeScaleDynamics.com is LSD. Cute. That’s a flashback I already want to forget.

Another reason to hate “V-day”

Ashley Callender — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:12:40 +0000

If you got one of these as a gift from your significant other, would you run for the hills?

Spelling is obviously not one of them

Skip Carson — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:56:05 +0000

that christian side f%$* ???

Skip Carson — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:25:08 +0000

“…when I hug people I leave room for the holy spirit…”

Okay, buddy. Good for you, rough rider.

They give trophies for this?

Ashley Callender — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:55:15 +0000

Just pure, clean, creative grooming fun.

Hey, have you seen my new watch?

Skip Carson — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:05:35 +0000

I don’t know who sent this to me or where it came from. Does that fucking matter? I think not.

Mommy Dearest

Skip Carson — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:32:27 +0000

Who the fuck is this mom? She obviously didn’t read the instructions when she signed up for the Facebook.

Link: College Humor

Hungry? So is Om Nom Nom Nom

Skip Carson — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:24:33 +0000

This site‘s fucking brilliant. I am so glad that people have this much fucking time on their hands to doctor up photos to make it look like everything is fucking eating everything. Because it more than likely is.

Tuts My Barreh

Skip Carson — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:02:09 +0000

This guy took one of my favorite songs to make out to and made it even better…

Link: YouTube. Just one of many of this guy’s amazing hits.

Miracle Berry Party, Anyone?

Skip Carson — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:22:59 +0000

Miracle huh? What?

and i quote:

Miracle berry parties are not only a fun way of experiencing the taste trip, they are also a good fun night out and a great way of meeting people and new friends from all walks of life.

At the party each person is given a miracle berry pill and then after letting the pill dissolve on their tongue, they can then ‘tuck in’ to the buffet of many types of food, all of which dramatically change taste after consuming the miracle berry pill.

If someone can please tell me why the fuck I need this, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Link: Fucking Miracle Berry